Preparation

I have been packing for a while.. thinking of what to do before i leave. Finally , i thought of something.. I should get my license converted into an international license. Might be cheaper to do it here than in Perth.

So i went to JPJ , took a Passport size photo and filled a JP-1 form with photocopy of my IC...

And of course RM 150 payment...

25 minutes later ...

TaDAA !!!

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One BIG ASS booklet.. i was expecting a cool international driving card. This one I can't even fit in my pocket.

Not quite i expected to be but it works...

Anyways , with this babe i can go cruising around all over the world.. Yeah !!!

All the countries that i can drive in (Left)

Looks changes

While copying files from my computer, i went through all the pictures that i have taken. I notice , my looks changes a lot. I look a lot better a few years back .. (erm.. not that i look too bad now.. okay, okay ... i get it ... ) Well , my point is ... people do change a lot through the years.

This chart does not represent the girls i'm with through the years.. certainly not guys as well ..Duh~

So i wonder how i would look like next year...

Funny joke

A week or 2 ago , i meet a long lost friend. We then went out dinner with a few other friends and later for a drink. Before our drinks are here. They started saying about a mandarin funny joke. So my friend began to tell.

Her: Okay , here is how the joke goes in English .( supposedly in mandarin)
Me : Alright , go ahead
Her: There's a farm in the country side, there are sheep and chickens. One day,
little sheep came back crying to his folks.

" Huah.... (crying) Mama, i got slapped by uncle Chicken.. I don't know why, i just say good bye to them." said the little sheep. The mom was furious and asked the father to come the kitchen to hear about it. Papa said " Thats not right, what did you say to them ? " " After playing with all little chickens , I just said good bye to them only" said the little sheep.

"Thats strange... tell me in details the word you said" said Papa sheep.

The little replied , i just said " Xiao ji bai bai , Da ji bai bai !!"

Me: ..... -_-|||

It's actually pretty funny.

I'm ready

My big day is almost here. Nope , not my birthday nor getting marry. I'm leaving the country for work which will be a while. Never did know i would miss malaysia.. a place i call home so much.

Perhaps , in these few months i experienced a lot of things.. I have a few regrets thou.

First regret , i don't spent enough time with my family. I am at home but sometimes it's just not enough when you know there's a time limit there.

2nd regret, i made quite a lot friends these few months. Some are just passing thru , some are there to stay. I regretted for not keeping in touch with some good friends cause i do appreciate for what they did for me.

Some how i manage to hurt friends i love. But.. i will try my best to make it up to you guys. Maybe not now ,but.. i will. So for the time being ... I'm sorry.

Lastly.. i think. It's not regrets but i do have something in mind to tell someone. I just can't do this in person... anyways it's not necessary and i just need to get this out of my system.

"I'm fine now , the first two months was a terrible experience for me but i have overcome it. You taught me a lot of things. How to appreciate my love ones. My family and friends are things matter to me the most now. There's actually nothing for me to forgive as you have done nothing wrong. It's just life choices , and you simply chosen a different path from mine. I just can't bring anymore sad memories with me. I have a lot of baggage... okay .. thats cold.. Cheers and live a good life , as i will. Take care."

Now that everything are off my back , my journey continues...

Learned lesson

Don't be too close if you can't promise anything...

Don't let people fall, when you should tell them to walk slowly.

Don't ...

Don't be... Alan ???

My bad.. and i apologized if i ever make you tripped.

A little lesson i learned.

My tattoo

Finally , my first tattoo !!!

I was told that it didn't hurt at all .... Erm... It hurts like hell !!! It took mine 2 hours to finish.

The pricing goes by hours of the tattoo artist needs to finish the design.. mine costs $300 dollars.

Pretty expensive for a tattoo but what the hell.. i'm on vacation !!

Entrance of "Primitrive Tattoo"

You would think , the tattoo artist would be Big , hairy and full of tattoes... Nope , mine is actually a small Korean girl call Ree

Don't let her looks fool you ... she is the Devil !!! Haha .. not really .. It only seems like it when she is tattooing me...

Ladies and gentlemen... the final product !!!

Southern Cross !!!

Weird souvenirs

While i was waiting for my tattoo session , i walked around the town looking for something to do or things to buy back. Then i went into a big souvenir shops ... it has a lot of local products.

Here and there i started to pick up things to bring back... until i notice something really funny .. and yet very disturbing .. especially for us guys...

Here it is .....

Ya, its a kangaroo pouch alright... nothing disturbing ? Look closer....

Yes.. thats it... its GENUINE KANGAROO SCROTUM !!! ... In another words... It's kangaroo's BALLS SKIN !!!

Now why would we want to put something in someone's or some animal's balls ?

It costs about $89.99 Aus dollars for 5 scrotum pouchs ... (don't ask me why it is in odd numbers .. maybe one of the kangaroo's nuts got busted...)

So each ball cost $89.99 / 5 = about $18 dollars...

and now imagine .. people go hunting for your balls each for only $18 .... Ouch...

I pity the kangaroos...

Even thinking of it .. hurts mine as well... not really ... but you get my point.

Moral of the story :

"Say NO !!! to Kangaroo's Balls product !! "